Maybe I or you should think about doing this as  a stand up comedy routine.

Making people laugh is really hard, only professional comedians get real laughs, so instead of some boring routine, I have a comedy idea I'd like to share. It is an actual conspiracy, unlike all the ridiculous absurd conspiracies. I think the best part of being a comedian, which I am not, would be the camaraderie. Theoretically it would be nice to be one of those comedy writer guys who meet at an outdoor cafe and share coffee and jokes, and lies. So some of us should do that, but mainly we should conspire to crash open mikes as a group, and be wildly supportive of each other, laugh like hyenas no matter if we were particularly funny or not. We could try any materiel out without fear of bombing or dying. Also we could be wildly politically incorrect, like a band of Daniel Toshes, except we would be Tosh 5.0 So I'm an old hippie and God hates me, so now of course Marijuana is legal, but I'm not interested. I have went to Colorado a few times to buy some, and I have some, but i can't use it, cuz it just freaks me out. Also all the other things I lusted for when I was young are now just an Internet click away, and I don't want them.

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