I grew up very nerdy, ugly and undateable, and never improved very much.
Martin Stamper didn't want me at his going away party
Popular posts from this blog
There are still some Internet search results for the Love Israel cult including some video of their annual Garlic Fest. Basically they were a cult that started in Seattle Washington, and at their height they owned property and/or had communes in Washington, Alaska and Hawaii. There is a documentary called "It Takes a Cult. " They were semi-famous for having Steve Allen's son in the cult for awhile. I was a roadie for a band that played their Garlic fest in Arlington WA in 2003, and I went ahead of the band and volunteered to work the festival for a week. I didn't even know it was a cult till I got there, so that was real strange. The most distinctive thing about the cult, besides their leader, was that they had all taken new names. They all used the same last name Israel, but they all had first names which were some kind of virtue; like Honesty Israel, Compassion Israel, etc. The leader was Love Israel, and he was real amusing. As cult leaders go he wasn't real b...
The Requisite Fish Story When my friend Tom and I went backpacking on Isle Royale we didn't bring a lot of food and even planned to catch fish for a few meals. We brought a lot of lures but didn't have leaders and we hooked a lot of northern pike but they broke free because of their sharp teeth. So we were fishing one of the inland lakes on the island, and I cast my lure and it wasn't a very good cast, it went more up in the air than out on the lake, and it made a really big splash, and I already had hooked a pike but when I got it near shore it broke free. My friend Tom had come over to help me land the fish since he had already lost a couple near shore. So I said "Wow, that was a big one, like 3 feet long". Tom said, "No, more like 26 inches, maybe, at most." So we argued about that briefly, and I was muttering "at least 3 feet", after I had tied on a new lure and made another cast, which was also a poor cast that went more up that out, an...
Comments
Post a Comment